So, my new pal Bookworm asked me what I thought of the Tom Cruise Scientology video that just recently popped up on youtube.
Well Bookworm, to put it in a nutshell " Bezerko" Tom, Tom Tom...What in the world are you thinking? You know, it's really sad because I can remember a time when Tom was so cool, so awesome even down to earth! But now, now he is a bonified crazy...he so far over the edge that it ain't no turning back from that now Tommy.

See, whats even worse about this whole thing is not that Tom seems crazy but his whole religion seem absolutely WACKO!!! I mean did you watch the video? Just the fact that the video was suppose to be used as a training aid for members of the church and was somehow "leaked" to the media and then snatched off youtube just as quickly as it was put up, tells me that something-ain't-quite-right-about it. Geez, I think Eddie Murphy's marriage lasted longer then the freakin video did on youtube.

Whats the big secret sociologist? What are you all hiding? If everything is so great with you all then why hide it? Poor Katie, can she really be content being married to a nut job like Tom. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that this video is allegedly 3 hours long!!! WTF? I can't take three hours of Tom regular, you think I can stomach him all hopped up on the science juice...I think not. Agh, maybe they are doing us a favor keeping it Private.

On the other hand, maybe I should shut my mouth, those damn science-freaks are hardcore. I mean they have superpowers and x-ray vision right? Oh gosh, I hope they don't come for me now, they have ways of "shutting you up" if ya know what I mean....You know, I heard they killed Tupac. So be careful, the last thing any of need is to be abducted and forced to watch the horrible video, besides that, the word on the street is Ron L. Hubbard is straight gangsta! Watch my back Bookworm & I'll watch yours...

Take it & love it
Kendraplease.

Hey cupcakes, it's me again & I am back! 

Like me, I am sure you all watched day two of the auditions last night right? Okay, so, is it just me or does Randy annoy the hell outta you guys too? Did you happen to get a gander at his cherry red patent leather shoes!!! Yuck, gag me with Randy's gynormous forehead. What a waste of a heartbeat. Besides the obvious reasons to hate Randy, he also happens to be one of the BIGGEST co-signers I've ever seen, just watch him through out the season and you will see how he always has to agree with one of the other judges. Paula or Simon is really doesn't matter who, he is just afraid to go out on a lim and follow his over sized, gas filled, stretchmarked gut. Come on "dawg" don't you have an original thought in your fat, ugly head...ahhhh, that's not nice huh? Oh well who cares...

Take it & love it

 Kendraplease!

Hello my sweet little cupcakes. Here is the latest according to me..

Oh papatooney...we got a loony

So, I got up this morning at 4:30 and drove my usual 45 minute commute to work, only to get there and work my ass off...surfing the net that is, ha, ha, ha (diabolical, take over the world laugh) and what do I find, Britney Freakin Spears in her WEDDING DRESS at a car dealership, ooooooo mmmmyyyyyyyy GGGGoooodddd. OKAY, B4 we go there, let me just say that I, like you am also so over this whole Brittney thing, but I am even more over pretending to feel bad for her, cause honestly I don't give a shit and neither do you and you know it. And whats with her speaking in this British accent, I mean I often pretend to have a British accent too, but it's just cool when I do it. Just weird when Britt does it. So what's my point you ask? My point is this, stop giving her soooo much attention already people! I am starting to get a very sneaky suspicion that alot of what she does is for the camera, hum, maybe time will tell.

American Idol Auditions

OMG!!! Did you see that one guy from Egypt that kept saying that he wanted to sing "Mr. Beegee's" oooooohhhhh, bless his little heart, did you hear him say that he wanted to love a women from her head to her nipple? Oh sweetie, don't you all...don't you all. So, um, was it me or did he remind you of Borat? He was totally acting! In fact he was so convincing as a naive, lovable foreigner that he should chuck the whole singing thing and start looking for an movie agent and a dentist! (I swear he had a gap the size of Ruben Studdard) In any event, I found myself loathing him and loving him at the same time! Anyone that can invoke any sort of emotion of niceness from me is defiantly someone who needs to have their name in lights!!

Come on, are you kiddin me? 

 

So, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds are calling it quits after just two weeks of marriage..huh? WTF? Come on Hollywood, believe me I have grown to not expect a whole lot from you when it comes to things like faith, commitment, family, values...SANITY! But damn, 2 weeks? Is that even long enough for you to figure out that you don't like each other? I have had one nite stands, that have lasted longer then that! It' just sad that two seemingly intelligent adults can't get their shit together, geez. Not to mention I heard that ANOTHER baby has popped up belonging to Eddie Murphy ! All I wanna know is who in the hell is stupid enough to keep having babies by this jerk! Didn't Scary Spice teach us anything? Besides, I thought Eddie Murphy went with Johnny Gill?   Take it & love it. Kendraplease!